Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

They are mainly sex workers

Or a Male Masseuse for a Male and Female Masseuse for a Female

Door to Door Massage is code name for Paid Sex in 90% cases

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

The other alternative is to take a flight to Thailand and ensure you don't snare one of them ‘Lady Boys' in Potpong

Or drive to Thekkady or Kutralam where you get a clean massage even by a woman

It's a hell of a risk

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

That means

She will claim to be a Housewife and a few days later “Husband” will call you and demand vindication for stealing his honor in the form of money

You want a proper massage from a certified, clean masseuse who just gives you a massage, then go to a Five Star Hotel Spa or a highly reputed spa where reputation is more than offers of sex

What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?

Or blackmail

Just watch the Bangalore Police Facebook page where they give you case after case

Then only Goa is 100% clean

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

If you are desperate enough to want paid sex

Good and Clean Location - not an obscure house in some random colony

Lot of Advertising

Why do you suck men's dicks?

Please dont invite such people to your home

Again

Especially for a decent guy working in IT etc

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

Never allow these people into your home